When:
🗓️ August 28
Where:
🌐 Everywhere
Since:
❓
Created by Ruth & Thomas Roy
(Wellcat Holidays and Herbs)
🍪
Live it up. Be free.
Take some crackers and cookies to work
and eat right over top of the keyboard.
Show ‘em you’re still a free thinker.
Are you tired of living by the rules and regulations of society? Are you looking for a way to rebel against the system without getting into too much trouble? Have you ever wanted to throw caution to the wind and just let loose with some messy snacks right over your keyboard? Well, my feral friends, today is the day to do it!
Welcome to Crackers Over The Keyboard Day ©, a holiday created by the rebel spirits at Wellcat Holidays.
How it began
On August 28th every year, we celebrate this unique holiday created by Ruth and Thomas Roy from Wellcat Holidays and Wellcat Herbs..
It’s the perfect excuse to indulge in your favorite crackers and cookies and get messy with your keyboard.
Who needs a napkin or plate when you can simply crumble your snacks over your keyboard and show the world that you’re a free thinker?
But why?
Now, some may argue that getting crumbs and cheese dust all over your workspace is irresponsible, unprofessional, and just plain gross. But we say, live a little! Show your coworkers that you’re not afraid to break the rules and take risks.
Who knows, you might even inspire some of them to join in the fun.
How to prepare
With great mess comes great responsibility. We must warn you to be prepared for the exhausting clean-up that comes after the celebration. And remember, it’s important to only mess up your own keyboard.
How to celebrate
So mark your calendars and get ready to celebrate in style. We encourage our readers to try something new and exciting this year, but please be responsible!
Messing up other people’s keyboards is a big no-no, unless you’re a superhero trying to save the world from a supervillain.
So, how can you celebrate this holiday in a responsible way?
We suggest taking your snacks to a private area and enjoying them there, away from the judgmental eyes of others. And, of course, be sure to have a vacuum and cleaning supplies nearby for the aftermath.
The perfect drink to pair with your messy snacks is a nice cup of coffee or tea. The crumbs from the cookies add a nice texture to the drink, and the caffeine will help you power through the rest of your day.
And for those who prefer something a little stronger, maybe a margarita or a cold beer will do the trick.
Just be sure to keep those beverages away from your keyboard, unless you want to add a sticky mess to the crumbly mess.
Safety tips
And as always, safety is important. We must warn against attracting bugs or mold with the leftover crumbs, and to avoid accidentally launching any super weapons by getting the wrong keys or buttons stuck.
Let’s keep this holiday fun and safe for everyone.
And speaking of messes, be prepared for some exhausting clean up after the festivities. We suggest having some cleaning wipes and a vacuum on hand to make the process a little easier.
And for safety’s sake, remember to only mess up your own keyboard. Retaliation from others is well deserved if you mess up their keyboards.
In conclusion
Crackers Over The Keyboard Day © is the perfect opportunity to let loose and rebel against society’s expectations. So go ahead, indulge in your favorite snacks, and make a mess – just remember to clean up after yourself. And if anyone asks why you’re celebrating this holiday, just tell them you’re a rebel with a cause.
Happy snacking!
#CrackersOverTheKeyboardDay