Dump Your Significant Jerk Day

When:
🗓️ First Sunday in February

Where:
🌐 Everywhere

Since:
❓

🥀
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
dump your jerk
and find someone new!
🗑️

Reconsider your relationship…
Is your significant other kind of a jerk? Do you want to be with a jerk?

If you don’t, then declutter your life, save your precious time and money coming Valentine Day and dump them!
Enjoy being free and single. It’s less lonely than being with a jerk!
Maybe some day you’ll find a new fresh partner who, hopefully, is not a jerk.
But that is for later to consider.
Enjoy your fresh new freedom!