A soft sweet made from sugar, butter, and milk or cream.
Beating around the bush. Waffling.
Nonsense.
An exclamation
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Fudge, oh fudge, it’s a candy so sweet, With a history that’s truly neat. It started one historical day, When a batch of caramel went astray.
The word fudge comes from a very old tale When a baker messed up, he started to wail He cried “Oh fudge!” instead of something worse And the name stuck, it became a curse
Fudge has different meanings, it’s true, It can mean a mistake you must redo. Or it can mean a way to avoid a truth, And instead tell a lie that’s uncouth.
But when it comes to candy so sweet, Fudge is a treat that can’t be beat. It’s different from other chewy sweets, Because it’s creamy, with no hard beats.
First, you need to heat up some cream and sugar Add some butter, keep stirring, don’t let it get too eager Then, you gotta beat it, beat it real good Until it gets thick and creamy, like it should
Fudge is different from caramel and toffee It’s not so chewy, it’s more like soft taffy It’s got a creamy texture, melts in your mouth It’s a sweet treat, that’s what it’s all about
So, grab a piece of fudge, and enjoy the ride Let the sweetness fill you up, let it provide And if you’re feeling a bit down, just say “fudge it!” It’s a candy swear word, just don’t overdo it!
“Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge.” –Don Kardong
