Pie in the Face Day

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The good, the bad and the delicious ways of getting a pie in your face. 🎂

The Joy and Madness of Pie in the Face Day

Are you tired of the mundane traditions of Thanksgiving and Black Friday?
Want to mix things up with a sweet treat and a face full of fun?
Pie in the Face Day is a holiday where you can slam a pie into someone’s face or have one slammed into yours.

Before you start slinging pastries, though, let’s talk about the ethical side of pie in the face.
While it might seem like harmless fun, it’s important to remember that not everyone wants a face full of pie and it’s okay to respect that.

The Origin Story (or Lack Thereof) of Pie in the Face Day

Legend has it that Pie in the Face Day was created by a group of rebellious pastry chefs who wanted to get revenge on their boss who always yelled at them, demanded perfection and made them work overtime.
They decided to teach him a lesson by slamming pies in his face.

Nah…
Let’s be real, the truth is likely that some bored friends wanted an excuse to throw pie at each other and that’s how the holiday was created.
November 27th was chosen because, well, it’s a day and someone had to pick a day for it!

Why Slamming Pies in Faces is Fun (and When it’s Not)

The allure of smashing pies into people’s faces dates back to the days of vaudeville or even before, where comedians would perform the gag for laughs.
Nowadays, people may engage in the practice for similar reasons, because it’s silly, it’s unexpected, and it can bring a sense of lightheartedness to any gathering.
There is something exhilarating about slamming a pie in someone’s face. The satisfaction of watching the whipped cream, chocolate, or fruit filling splatter onto their face is a joy to behold.
It’s a fun way to let off steam and release any pent-up tension.

When Pies go Bad

However, it’s important to note that this practice can quickly become not fun if it’s done without the other person’s consent or if it poses a danger to their health.
For example, someone with a severe nut allergy could have a reaction if a pie with nuts is used.
Some pies have sticks in them to keep decorations in place. You do not want those sticks anywhere near the eyes!
When slamming a face into a pie you run the risk of slamming too hard.
And some people really do not like being the butt of a joke. It’s only funny when everyone is laughing.
When there is one frown, or worse someone needing a doctor, then the joke is bad and you should feel bad.
Plus, let’s not forget that it’s a waste of perfectly delicious pie!

When the Pie is Good

If you really really love pie in the face jokes then do a little extra homework before you cream your friends.
First you check with everyone way beforehand if they’re into getting a sweet surprise. By the time you pie them, it’s long enough so they expect nothing.
Second, be really really sure that the pie is safe. Check for decoration holders and other hard stuff.
Or even better do what they do in those shows and just get a paper plate with whipped cream. It’s all soft and all delicious.
Third, check that they probably don’t mind the mess. If they’re sitting on an expensive white couch wearing a rented tuxedo, wait a little before giving them a facial.
Fourth, no face slamming. People will resist when you force their face towards a table. That red stuff in the pie after the slam might not be strawberry.
Finally, always have a good pie that is just for eating.
The best use for pie is for eating.
Mmm…pie…

How to Celebrate Pie in the Face Day

If you’re interested in celebrating this holiday, there are a few ways to go about it.
Start by gathering a group of willing participants and plenty of pie.
Ensure enthusiastic consent from all parties involved. This should be a fun, safe and tasty experience for everyone.
You can celebrate in a simple way by slamming a pie into your friend’s face or in an elaborate way by organizing a pie-throwing party.
Involve loved ones or meet new people by organizing a pie-throwing event in your community.
To make the experience enjoyable for everyone, try to use softer pies like cream pies (fresh cream is best), and avoid any unexpected objects in the filling.
Invite loved ones to join in on the fun or take this opportunity to make new friends.
And don’t forget to snap some photos for posterity!

The Cherry on Top

Now that you know the ins and outs of Pie in the Face Day, it’s time to celebrate!
Just remember to make it enjoyable and tasty for everybuddy! Now, go forth and get messy with some delicious pies!
Happy Pie in the Face Day!

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