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World Beard Day

When:
🗓️ First Saturday in September

Where:
🌐 Everywhere

Since:
since 2010

🌐🧔🎉 🧙‍♂️

🧔World Beard Day: A Celebration of Whisker Power! 🧙‍♂️

No shaving allowed today!
It is celebrated on the first Saturday of September, and it is a day for all bearded people to come together and show off their facial hair. From bristle brilliance to facial frizz, this day celebrates all things beard, and we’re diving in with our follicles fluffed and ready!
So, get ready to stroke your chin thoughtfully and embrace the beard-tastic indulgence!

💈 To Beard or Not to Beard: The Whisker Dichotomy 🧔

Benefits of beards:

  • Built-in face warmth during winter (who needs scarves?).
  • The hair in your beard can help to protect your skin from the sun’s harmful rays.
  • A beard can add definition to your face and make you look more mature and experienced.
  • A beard is a great way to start a conversation with someone new.
  • A beard can make you feel more confident and self-assured.

Drawbacks of beards:

  • Exposing lapses in hygiene when you have unexpected snacks hiding in there. 
  • Beards can be itchy at first, but they usually become less itchy as they grow in.
  • You will need to brush and style your beard regularly to keep it looking its best.
  • If your beard is long enough, it could catch fire if you are around open flames.

🕰️ The Origin of World Beard Day 📜

The tale of World Beard Day is as enigmatic as a barber’s missing scissors.
Somewhere in the labyrinth of the internet around 2010, maybe, it sprouted like a rebellious stubble. Or at least that’s what most search engines would like us to believe.

🦄 The Almost-Plausible Backstory 🧙‍♂️

Here’s the scoop: A group of Vikings, while raiding the land of Styleburg, decided that their epic beards deserved their own holiday.
And thus, on the first Saturday of September, they gathered for the first World Beard Day celebration, which was marked by beard braiding competitions and a beard-oiled tug of war.
Makes perfect sense, right?

🎉 How to Rock World Beard Day: The Follicle Festivities 🎉

  • Grow a beard:
    If you don’t already have a beard, this is the perfect day to start growing one.
  • Beard Parade:
    Strut your chin masterpiece on a local stroll, accompanied by a merry parade of bearded brethren.
  • Beard Buddy Meetup:
    Host a beard contest – invite strangers to judge the most magnificent mane. Friendship blossoms when beards unite!
  • Share Your Mane Glory:
    Document your beard’s journey from stubble to greatness! Use hashtags like #WorldBeardDay and #ManeMarvel to join the global facial fiesta.

🎩 TL;DR – Truly Luscious; Dapperly Resplendt 🎩

In brief, World Beard Day is your chance to channel your inner beard god. So grow a beard, enter a beard competition, or just show your support for the day on social media. Celebrate with family, friends, and the world – because every beard tells a story.
So, when someone gives you the side-eye for celebrating World Beard Day with a beard parade down the street, just let ’em know: Wild Calendar approves!
Join the Beard Bash!

Seize the opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
(Bulgarian Proverb)

Luvly beards
Washu Zebrastripe – Luvly beards
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